Nothing will come of nothing.
Let’s just say I had a six pack body, yeah, it’s a stretch, but bear with me. IF I had one, I would never ever lift my shirt up particularly to show it off, especially on a first date.
i love you
It’s every-hour-o’clock
that means somewhatgoldenn is tumbling.
With that said
I’d like someone to give an engagement ring to then after 7 months we can fight over her returning it and maybe she can slap me in the process but then immediately regret it and then have sex with me and then cook me dinner and sweetly return the ring and wish me well. Any takers?
I learn too much about you and you learn too much about me on Tumblr.
This girl is sexy.
what the fuck does this say
- imagine how is touch the sky
- touch is the sky imagine how
- sky the touch is how imagine
- I’m seriously confused
you have to imagine the proper grammar too
Source: n3scau
Dark Shadows
- Her: I want to see Dark Shadows, but I've never seen a Tim Burton movie. They're not the type of movie I'm usually interested in. I've seen 5 minutes of The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Me: It's not my type of movie either, but I want to see it too. The one-liners in the previews seem funny. Wait, you've never seen a Tim Burton movie? What about Batman? The original from 1989...
- Her: ...
- Me: Or Edward Scissorhands?
- Her: That's Tim Burton?
- Me: Or Batman Returns?
- Her: Never mind. I have seen some Tim Burton movies. Is Johnny Depp his favorite actor?
- Me: I guess so.
- Fact - she never admits when she is wrong about anything! I guess I'll be watching Dark Shadows with her.
Source: pictureperfectbodywerkit
When you spread their negative thoughts to me on Facebook, I:
- Delete the post
- cry on the inside
- want to punch you in the kidney
Ask Away
Is this about sex?
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>, 38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
I'm a middle child. Can you tell?
